3 definitions by Hold My Umbrella
| 1. | Deflowered | ||
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To take all the flowers away from an area. Daughter: Dad my boyfriend just deflowered--
Dad: --You son of a bitch! You just deflowered-- Boyfriend: --Her garden. Dad: Oh, well that's okay then. Daughter: But Dad... Dad & Boyfriend: Haha! Get over it bitch! |
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| 2. | Whats Up | ||
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How people who are too lazy to add a single apostrophe to a word, spell the phrase, "What's up?" (What-is-up?). Man: Hey man! Whats up! I'm so lazy that I decided to leave the apostrophe out of "what's", that way I can conserve more energy. You know, because I oppose global warming and all that.
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| 3. | HMU | ||
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The abbreviation of "hold my umbrella", commonly mistaken as "hit me up". Girl: "It's raining."
Guy: "Bitch! HMU!" |
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