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Noun (Pronounced PEE-LAWN). Mytholgical creature of Mid-West USA origin very similar to Billy Bob Thornton's character in Bad Santa. Both like plus sized women and text frequently. Enjoys Clute pictures.
Hey, man. I heard that a Pilon was replacing Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa 2.
by Hofflover01 February 24, 2015
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