out of someone's ass
I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!
Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.
My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs
Violently beating your penis
against an overweight midget
. (until the point of bleeding)
"Willie Wonka continually gave his ompa lompa's a donraven when he was sexually frustrated"
"Something didn't look right last night. I think i'm infected with cobra venom"
having sexual relations with the empty eye socket of a human skull.
"After Susie got drunk she took out her glass eye and Jassim gave her an Iraqi ipod last night!"
"Two girls one cup was nothing compared to the potato soup I saw last night!"
Eating a woman out after she has had an abortion and getting all the left over chunks in your mouth.
"After billy's wife came back from the clinic he had some Mama's chunky soup"
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