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34 definitions by Hizzo

 
22.
A contraction of smegma and pizza meaning a pizza made of smegma cheese instead of mozzarella.
The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!
by Hizzo January 14, 2006
 
23.
180
A way of killing oneself with two guns.
Both guns are put either at the top and bottom of one's head or the left and right.
If the bullets collide, it is a for sure death.
Does not assure 100% death, as the bullets travel through similar parts of the brain.
Please pull a 180, no one wants you here, dumbass.
by Hizzo March 22, 2004
 
24.
Chili like subtance expelled from the rectum. Can be used as a derogatory remark towards some idiot.
Hey butt sauce get over here.
by hizzo October 18, 2003
 
25.
Beat as in to beat off
I was bweejin off all night
by Hizzo April 07, 2003
 
26.
SHP
Acronym for Shower Head Posse
Damn, I heard he was in the SHP. I guess he got caught with a shower head in his rectum.
by Hizzo November 16, 2003
 
27.
V. To envelope one's head in the vagina of a woman.

N. The woman this is done to.

N. The act of.
I pulled a space helmet on my dog.
by Hizzo February 26, 2005
 
28.
Idiotic individual.
Derived from fag.
Get away you phage!
by Hizzo February 26, 2003