1 definition by Hitler (yes i am female)

Top Definition
1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.

James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"
Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."
by Hitler (yes i am female) February 11, 2009
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