2. Shuffle shame occurs when someone is attempting to shuffle (a form of dancing popular with aznz) but fails miserably and/or realizes that shuffling is lame.
*non-mainstream music comes on*
Jimmy: ZOMGZ I don't know why that's in my mp3 library.
John: Ugh my ears hurt from not hearing mainstream music with singers who have no real talent!!!11
Pedophile looking through window: This is a common case of shuffle shame.