An effeminate douche bag whose personality is the most highly
effective birth control known to the medical
Thinks he's clever, yet has a room-temperature I.Q. on his best days. Likely abused as a child, indicated by his caustic
nature and intellectually bankrupt ramblings.
No known cure, but hopes are that future breakthroughs in genetic
engineering might lead
to treatment less severe than mandatory euthanasia.