His Royal Flyness
A way to call your buddy out on his bullshit story when virgin ears are in range.
"...so she grabs my junk and drags me back to her house."
El Torro Poopoo, man.
Bowgasm: Noun. Intense joy, followed by rhetorical questions and tears of joy or sorrow after seeing a double rainbow. Usually involves psychedelic substances.
Bear: Look at that rainbow! It's almost a triple rainbow! It's so beautiful. What does it mean? (sobbing and crying ensues.)
Vasquez: Dude, you just totally had a bowgasm.
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