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2 definitions by His Excellency, the Most-High Colonel Klamson

 
1.
Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.
Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.
 
2.
heavily influenced by both wacky tobaccy and liquor
after a hard day's rocking, our boy F.D.R. oft enjoyed getting bricked in Fort Greene Park--the park in which nine of his eleven children were concieved.