A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin
and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.
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