obnoxious but better than average looking black girl who is accessorized and thinks her shit doesn't stink
When you've had enough of the loud young black girl on the bus acting stupid on her phone:
"Can you keep it down?"
"Why are you interrupting my convo?"
"Try being ghettofabulous somewhere else, ok?"
One seriously ghetto first name for a black female, and very common to boot, though the one that usually rises to the top is Shaniqua. Lashonda has all the required ingredients in constructing a black female's name: (1) the "La" up front, (2) the "anda/onda" at the end, and (3) a "sh" sound somewhere in there. Often sassier, louder, and more annoying than black girls who have "normal" names.
"You can go to a fast food joint and get decent service from the white girls. Then, when they start hiring Lashondas, those chicks will throw some attitude your way, mess up your order, and might not even give you back the correct change."