A city close to 250,000 people, located in the centre
of Saskatchewan. It's motto is "At least we're not Winnipeg." Some
of the weirdest people in Canada live here. Plagued by crime, mental illness, substance abuse, geriatrics and terribly long winters. The city features
the worst race relations north of the Mason-Dixon line, with
stupid bigoted Whites and bigoted walking stereotype Natives. It has a good
University, crappy schools and a pleasant river valley. There's some
hope to be had for Saskatoon's future
considerable brain-drain and the inept
mayor Don-Don Atchison things are likely to go awry.
1: "Wanna go on Welfare, get drunk, dress in sweats everyday and chain-smoke?"
2: "Yeah, I'm a total waste of human resource!"
1: "Great, let's move to Saskatoon."