(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)
In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI
autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD
, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast
-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw
on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."