3 definitions by Herman Fowler

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.
I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!
by Herman Fowler January 14, 2003
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I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.
by Herman Fowler November 21, 2002
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Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.
There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.
by Herman Fowler November 21, 2002
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