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18 definitions by Herman

 
1.
any one who disses dre is retarded, im a rocker and i still like him
forgot about dre owns
d.r.e
by herman July 03, 2003
 
2.
It has been well established that often persian women are more attractive than the average female population. Nevertheless even within this pool of hotness, there are the "prima inter pares" more commonly defined as persian goddesses. These fine specimen are not only more attractive than their peers, but superior in every aspect: They can eat whole pints of ice cream without gaining an ounce and always help others before thinking about themselves.
Phil: Look at Shahrzad, she is a real persian goddess.
by Herman March 08, 2005
 
3.
Persia has always been a country with a rich culture and like many ancient religions has produced a great number of gods for every tiny aspect of life (not to be called sexist, they made sure that there were gods as well as goddesses).

As Persia later on became part of Macedonia under Alexander the Great and then later on part of the Roman empire, the Persian, Greek and Roman religions became mangeled over time and in the end shared many gods, though they might be different by name.
Anahita: The ancient Persian water goddess, fertility goddess, and patroness of women, as well as a goddess of war. Her name means "the immaculate one". She is portrayed as a virgin, dressed in a golden cloak, and wearing a diamond tiara (sometimes also carrying a water pitcher). The dove and the peacock are her sacred animals. Anahita is sometimes regarded as the consort of Mithra.
by Herman March 08, 2005
 
4.
Someone who is very tired in the morning, but is alive at night. He gets through the morning by drinking a lot of coffee and smoking his cigarettes, constantly having gloomy eyes.

At night he likes to drink some beers, with his eyes almost open.
Never would he do much effort to get healthy -or any- food, since he is too lazy for that.

He's interested in music and listens to almost every kind of it, except for R&B and Techno. He doesn't work long at one place, since he can't stand the pressure of waking up early.

He is very friendly, but in his own way. When he's emotional, he wouldn't easily show it to other people.
Harm thinks coffee and beer are the answers
by Herman April 12, 2005
 
5.
when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14
Rob m. is a Tubalard
by Herman August 12, 2003
 
6.
Someone who was not born a hillbilly but now is one. Usually someone who is an alcoholic or addicted to drugs.
No bob was not born in Alabama, he is a naturalized hillbilly.
by Herman July 14, 2003
 
7.
A pro gamer who is fat due to lack of physical activity.
Yo that Fatmodge needs to do some work other than pwning n00bs or he'll be too fat to reach the keyboard.
by Herman May 05, 2005