1 definition by Henry Krinkle's Stomach Cancer
Pretentipus is an archaic word that is embellished with at least four meanings depending on context. It was created when a pretentious person misspelled the word 'pretentious' as 'pretentipus' and his pet parrot then proceeded to call him a pussy.
1. Pretentious Pussy. (This is the most common meaning of the word and is most frequently used.)
2. Bicycle.
3. Cops; police; law enforcement etc.
4. Open; unlock; unfasten etc.
1. Pretentious Pussy. (This is the most common meaning of the word and is most frequently used.)
2. Bicycle.
3. Cops; police; law enforcement etc.
4. Open; unlock; unfasten etc.
1. ''You know that girl Jessica? She is such a pretentipus!''
2. ''Hey, man, I was thinking of going up to my grandpa's mansion tomorrow, any chance I can borrow your pretentipus?''
3. ''Shit, dawg, we gots ta get outta here dem pretentipus iz comin' yo!''
4. ''If you don't pretentipus this door right now I swear on my dead mother's grave I will smash your teeth out and mouth-fuck you!''
2. ''Hey, man, I was thinking of going up to my grandpa's mansion tomorrow, any chance I can borrow your pretentipus?''
3. ''Shit, dawg, we gots ta get outta here dem pretentipus iz comin' yo!''
4. ''If you don't pretentipus this door right now I swear on my dead mother's grave I will smash your teeth out and mouth-fuck you!''
by Henry Krinkle's Stomach Cancer January 7, 2013