Acronym for Greasy Ass Residue. This is due to putting in a full day of work and treating the posterior's hygenic needs as secondary. GAR is difficult to eliminate with simple wiping and requires severe measures, such as showering in a headstand.
Sorry for the squeaking. I have some major GAR to take care of tonight.
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