2 definitions by Helvetesturm
a. A dual wielded word consisting of "Helvete" the Norwegian word for "Hell" and "Sturm" the German word for "Storm." Translated as Hellstorm.
b. A most Kvlt badass Black Metal warrior who wears corpse paint and fucks all dead virgin corpses because, dead girls don't say no...you wish you were him.
b. A most Kvlt badass Black Metal warrior who wears corpse paint and fucks all dead virgin corpses because, dead girls don't say no...you wish you were him.
Dude 1: "Did you see that guy last night at the show? It looked like he stole part of the soul of the fat dude in the crowd.
Dude 2: "I know, he scared the shit out of me too. He was a total Helvetesturm."
Dude 2: "I know, he scared the shit out of me too. He was a total Helvetesturm."
by Helvetesturm October 22, 2013
A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.
Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
by Helvetesturm October 22, 2013