What the majority of people call you if you are smart enough not to got out every night of the week filling yourself up with alcohol, listening to others peoples mind-numbing conversations about popular culture and then vomiting it all back up on your bathroom floor.
What?He doesn't like going to pubs, drinking until he doesn't no what he is doing and then vomiting blood?Oh, he must be shy.
People who enjoy kicking other people in the privates.Please note, these people want to kick the cock, not the balls.
Dear Points of View,
I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not one person was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).