Heffrey Q. DeMaranville
The cool way of saying "if".
Iph you don't get some chitchen,I'z gonna beatchu upside da head.
Not EXACTLY legal...But...It's still kind of legal...In a way...
"What my client did was not illegal, it was EXTRAlegal....He didn't commit a MAJOR crime or anything...Now go get me some chitchen."
Pop-tarts merged with toaster strudles.
"nica, try a popstrel"
"Yo man, whadahell is dat ting?"
"f*ck you nica!"
A hooker with pigtails.
"Man dawg, that hooka was a dutch treat. Them pigtails was all like grips for the doggy-style. Strayt-up."
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