If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.
First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.Cellist
: Nice bow
. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!
Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.Flautist
: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.Oboist
: What do you have against the concertmaster?
: She's a life ruiner
. She ruins people's lives.
Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel
. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!
First violinist: If you're from the viola
section, why are you good?
: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.First violinist
: She doesn't even go here!
: Do you play in this orchestra
: No, I just have a lot of feelings.Clarinetist
: Made out with my instrument
? Omg that was one time!