1 definition by Hawtmonkeybuttsex

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A very strange man who talks like a turkey and has a dragon in his pants.
Sub-Zero: Hey, any of you other guys hear a turkey?
Scorpion: Oh, that's just Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Huabalala Dubba Whaha Gobble!
Johnny Cage: Look out! His dragon is attacking!
by Hawtmonkeybuttsex August 07, 2007

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