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1 definition by Have Mercy!

 
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An ear worm is actually a carnivorous worm that eats people's brains. They used them in California in da good ol' days to kill young women without leaving any evidence.
"Stick that ear worm in her ear, that'll shut up that stupid whore, ol' chap!"
by Have Mercy! March 01, 2005