1 definition by HartleyJ

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When the inside of your ass gets itchy.
Glen: Oh boys lets go down to Texas!

John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?

*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*

John: what the fuck are you doing mate?

Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!
by HartleyJ August 03, 2009

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