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1 definition by Harry norman bush

To have little or no penis

Small enough to not be aloud on ride

watch men wrestle for fun
A girl came up to me and said a have a Switzer.

I tried to get on the ride but i was Switzered and had to go home and beat off.

Do you wanna Switzer this weekend?
by Harry norman bush October 15, 2009