317 definitions by Harry flashman

The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.
Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.
by harry flashman August 03, 2003

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Goodbye.
Erhalten Sie ein Leben, beschmutzte Unterwasche; auf wiedersehen.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003

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A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.
I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

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A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 05, 2003

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Of inferior quality or junky.
If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003

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A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.
Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."
by harry flashman July 23, 2003

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tu
An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.
Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003

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