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3 definitions by Harry Sausage

 
1.
To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.
My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.
by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005
 
2.
A woman who’s stomach protrudes further than her breasts.
Put down that chocolate bar else you’ll turn into a bubit.
by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005
 
3.
To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.
I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.
by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005