1 definition by Harold Shitman

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Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.
Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.
by Harold Shitman November 15, 2007
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