2 definitions by Harlot Sisters

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When you're trying to call your friends on their cellular phone, but no one answers, because they inserted it into their own anus, vagina or in extreme cases in that little hole in the tip of the penis. Thus they do not receive your call, but are given an orgasm.
Hello? hellohellohe Hello Tom loTomlom. What's with the eccho, cchocho are you... youou Are you in a cave or- veoror AM I GIVING YOU A PHONEGASM?!!! gasmasmasm

I must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that I can keep getting phonegasms all day long!
by Harlot Sisters May 04, 2010

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Wurstzeit is the time of month when men gather to have a sausagefest (crazy orgy). From german Wurst (=sausage=dick) and zeit (=time). Wurstzeit is common in Norway, England and Germany for both old and young men. In a way it's an nonchristian option for confirmation. To this date no women have ever heard of Wurstzeit, so it is a secret fest for men only. The fest is held every full moon.
Oh boy! Wurstzeit is next friday! I can hardly wait!

My son, would you like to join your father and grandfather on Wurstzeit next Friday?? Don't tell you mother!
by Harlot sisters May 04, 2010

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