6 definitions by Hark Marper

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To describe an ugly, fat, covered in make-up generally blonde bird wearing ill fitting clothes and high heels that looks a right fucking mess but thinks she looks amazing.
Fuck me, look at the state of that, she's like a pig in heels!
by Hark Marper February 04, 2009

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Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.
I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.
by Hark Marper February 04, 2009

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A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....
by Hark Marper February 04, 2009

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When a mans genitalia feels uncomfortable in his trousers/pants so he needs to reposition them around by shaking his legs or crouching.
Hang on a sec, mate, I'm getting a pozzer on
by Hark Marper February 04, 2009

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When a Male in particular wants to sit in on a lesbian session to 'watch and wank'.
Hey Rich, get up to anything good last night?

Damn right, Paul, I got to sit in on a lezzies sesh and W and W!
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When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.
She sucked me off then I glop lidded her.
by Hark Marper February 04, 2009

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