1 definition by Hard as a Mother Fucker

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The ability to drink alcohol using both hands.
Kanye: "Yo, I'm bout' to go HAM tonight cousin!"

You: Walking up from behind Kanye holding two drinks, "I'M GOING MUTHAFUCKING HAMBIDEXTROUS KANYE! FUCK YO COUCH!"
by Hard as a Mother Fucker June 28, 2011

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