4 definitions by HappyGilmore

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A person who denies the reality of God (particularly Jesus Christ, despite historical proof of His otherworldly being), and lives life 'free' trusting in science and 'logic'. This despite the fact that may be able to point out when and how the universe was created, but are unable to state WHY. Stephen Hawking himself made this point. Despite so much being unknown about what reality actually is, how it came into being, how colours, morality, love, the fabric of space and time 'happened', they consider themselves smarter than any faith bearing person, and pretty much anyone else they happen across. God loves atheists. Despite what they make think. Ironically, they are usually more militant about their lack of belief than faith bearing people are about their faith.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"
John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"
Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"
John- "What caused that to happen?"
Stevie- "Pressure...eh...gasses...eh..."
John- "What caused the 'pressure' and 'gasses' to exist?
Stevie- "Eh...eh..."
John- "In fact, what caused existence to exist?"
Stevie-"Eh...eh...Darwin said that..."
John- "Who designed the tongue, instrument of Darwin's speech?"

This goes on for awhile. Atheists have nothing and no faith.

Until they're on their death bed.

by HappyGilmore September 11, 2006

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Not the film, Friday the 13th Part 8, but a cult underground rock band from Melbourne Australia. Heavily influenced by 80's pop culture and musical acts of the time. Features probably the best drummer today and is a totally tight, tuneful, punkish synth tinged band. Brilliance.
"Hey dude...what ya doing tonight?"

"What? I'm going to see Jason Takes Manhattan! What else would I be doing?

by HappyGilmore September 17, 2006

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Oddly enough a black person trying to be BLACK. As in a refugee straight off the boat from Africa, who immediately adopts hip-hop clothing, music and speech. "Yo! What is up my homi?" is their favourite quote, spoken in a thick African dialect. They are as bad as wiggas, and are a joke to real ghetto thugs. Next Friday features a scene in Pinkies record store where a clerk is accosted by a bligger.
Bligga- "Yo! What is up my homis? I be true ghetto banger G!
Af-rika for ever homi! No?"

Puzzled African american- "Eh? Excuse me?"

by HappyGilmore September 19, 2006

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The first book of the Holy Bible, the word of God. Genesis is a parable, or a poetic example of how God created the world. Not to be taken literally, unless a fundementalist. Like Jesus told parables to illustrate His point, the Book Of Genesis is a poetic example in the same vein. Evolutionist Christians like me, believe that God infact did evolve us from other species, but somewhere along the line humans fell out of God's grace as did Adam and Eve. Thank's to fundementalists, Christianity is now taken largely as a joke, because they push the idea that Genesis is accurate, instead of being a poetic, artistic parable on the creation of the world. Evolution is a fact, and in no way threatens the Bibles truth. Fundamentalist preacher's need examine this.
Preacher- "Genesis is 100% accurate. Evolution is a lie..."

Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"

by HappyGilmore September 12, 2006

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