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5 definitions by Hanz Vinkler

1. aqualock
A dreadlock formed after being in a pool/shower/lake
"I just got outta the shower and got major aqualocks"
water dreads dreadlock happy candy
by Hanz Vinkler Aug 11, 2007 add a video
2. jorgy
Orgy of Jews, often taking place in New York City
Oi!Oi!Oi!
Is all i heard from the room in which my twenty homsexual rabbis were having a jorgy.
orgy fun horrible terrible erection funny
by Hanz Vinkler Aug 17, 2007 add a video
3. I'm hilarious
A lame charecter who thinks there hella funny and makes jokes that piss people off. Usually an old Jewish man from Manhattan, but goes around saying he's from helm.
Also ends up revealing he had a really screwed up childhood with an abusive dickweed of a father.
I have a hilarious story. Once upon a time i was hilarious.The i fought a hilarious dragon. I hilariously made him laugh to death. Then i married a hilariously beutiful princess and we had a hilarious 69. Or was it 96?( im old now, i have hilariousidis) - I'm hilarious.

P. S. The story is true but replace beautiful princess with ugly rapist grandfather.
hilarious asshole lame not funny
by Hanz Vinkler Aug 17, 2007 add a video
4. yeth yeth
What a nerd says when he gets intellectually stimualated (aka a boner from a calculus problem)
An intellectual orgasm.
Yeth yeth, if you multiply a thquare number with a prime number jutht picture the pothibilitieth. YETH YETH QUITE THO!!!
5. trump tower
A huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge boner
resembling the Trump Tower in new york.
My aerobics teacher is so kinky that she always gives me a trump tower- I can never finish my somersault goddamnit!!!!
donald trump tower erection boner
by Hanz Vinkler Aug 17, 2007 add a video
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