3 definitions by Hanz Buttersworth

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A word often associated with trying to sound smart while people are half listening to you. Works best watching spectator sports.

Then some dick with ears put crab in front of it. See Crab Rangoon
Ah yes...well thats a Rangoon to remember! Hah! I daresay!
by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004
Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.
Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?
by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004
A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.
I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.
by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004
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