3 definitions by HannahKraus

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An operation that removes the taint of a woman to merge two holes into one. Highly not recommended.
My girl got a taintectomy so my huge dick could fit
by HannahKraus April 16, 2009

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When all five fingers are either in the ass or the vagina (but not both, unless you are going for the double)and the person moves his/her hand in a rapid wiggling motion.
Last night I gave Hannah the ol' earthquake until she was loose like a senior citizen
by HannahKraus February 27, 2009

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When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass
After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!
by HannahKraus February 25, 2009

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