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n. A high-pitched sound emanating from the anus, most often caused by failed efforts to suppress the expulsion of flatus.
Even though he pulled hard on the sides of the chair and lifted his feet, the fart blew out as a long, loud, squeaker, dashing any hopes of a second date with her.
by Handsome McGoo November 16, 2011

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