1 definition by Hamrette

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verb The act of watching porn, especially when you are the Pr0n King.
Gerry: 'Hey, Im horny. Imma go pronk now!'

Vivian: I didn't sleep much last night...
Clare: Me neither! All that pronking kept me up...
by Hamrette September 21, 2010

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