25 definitions by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

mr. t

The most awesome man ever. He pitied da foo and liked to bust foo's haids.

Foo: Hey.
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba-jabba, foo, fo' I bust yo haid!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

blame canada

What you should say whenever something goes bad.

Good thing George W. Bush is taking my idea and blaming Canada.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

headline news

1. The news of that of which are headline
2. A song by Weird Al

1. Whoa. Dude. Did you see the headline news last night? The news on that informative program can be describe by the adjective "headline!"
2. Whoa. Dude. Did you hear that song "Headline News" by Weird Al? It is such a ripoff of Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by the Crash Test Dummies.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 27, 2005

heh

A stylish way of laughing.

Dude 1: ...Because 7 8 9!
Dude 2: Heh.
Dude 1: Whoah. You are so fo' shizellin'.
Dude 2: Nice rendition of the spelling of the word "woah". I'm too fo' shizzelin' to hang with you. Get out of my sight.
Dude 1: Yes, sir! Spare me!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

FATTER

To gain more fatness, or to become more fat than you were before.

Holy crap, Joe, did you just get fatter?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 27, 2005