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3 definitions by Hamesiii

 
1.
The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"
by Hamesiii January 01, 2009
 
2.
1) Someone who experiences extreme rage while in the bath room, through one source or another.

2) Someone who's so curious that they feel the need to kick a toilet, just to see what it was like.

3) Someone who is messing about while doing cocaine in a public toilet.
1) "I'm sorry but i've been seeing someone else. It's the plumber who fitted in our toilet."

"Arrggg!!! Dam you *kicks toilet*

"I'm sorry babe but dont be a toilet kicker"

2) "Hmmmmmm....." *kicks toilet*

3) "Daym this coke is the shit" *kicks toilet*

"Dude what are you doing? Some people aren't finished here You are acting like a toilet kicker"
by Hamesiii January 01, 2009
 
3.
The process of headbutting someone with a bowed head and outstretched arms, while shouting "HAWK STRIKE" at the top of your voice. Best used when jumping off of something raised for example stairs or a bench.
"Hey guy, you got the time?"

"HAWK STRIKE"
by Hamesiii January 01, 2009