1 definition by Hal the boat porn wanker

Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???
Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!

" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"
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