3 definitions by Hal Emmerich

Top Definition
When your dumb as hell friend does an action that is so incredibly stupid (even by their standards) and ends up getting completely fucked up in the process.
Jimmy! go put this bag of chips in the microwave!

No! im not gonna do that!

JIMMY! YOU FAT FUCK! go put these chips in the microwave!


by Hal Emmerich July 10, 2008
The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)

Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)
Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!

Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
by Hal Emmerich December 03, 2007
If it exists, then somebody has fucked it
Dude! i just got back from the insect farm, and i totally got head from a millipede!

Tats sick man! and also damn near impossible!

Its rule 165!

by Hal Emmerich July 10, 2008
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