2 definitions by Hairy DickHead
is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it
Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!
Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight
Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down
Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight
Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down
by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008
A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.
guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...
guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!
guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!
by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008