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1.
A short male, roughly five foot, five inches tall, who bears a brawny facade and tough image to make up for his lack of personality and inability to communicate.

Typicaly found at a bar scene, a five fiver is usually atemting to pick up any woman that he can.

Tony Danza, Richard Simmons, Audie Murphy, Sisqó, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Cory Feldman, Verne Troyer standing on Gary Colemans shoulders
by HLJ August 09, 2006