A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.
Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"
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