The most awesome band ever, at the very least of 21st Century. To hate this band most likely means one of the following;
- You do not understand music.
- You only listen to emo/ screamo which is in fact not even music, but merely audio recordings of sad pooftas wearing eye-liners screaming about how shit their lives are.
- You only listen to raps, which admittedly have several good songs, but otherwise many high-school students listen to it because they either do not understand music, or think it makes them tough.
- You constantly have dicks filling your ears making unable to hear Chris Martin (the lead singer), and the band itself.
Their albums, Parachute, A rush of blood to the head, X&Y and Viva La vida, are must-haves to complete any musical compilations.
Poofta: Man, Coldplay is sooo lame.
Normal kid: Dude, your ears are filled with dicks. You probably can't hear me but you can't call anything lame, least of all Coldplay.
30yrs old man whose musical knowledge extends only to baa baa blacksheep: What's this Coldplay business? it nothing like what my mum sings to me at home.
The man who understands music: Boy, you have problems....