When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.
"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"
"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"
"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"
"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"
"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
A general term for a fully functional, self-moistening vagina, i.e. one between the ages of 13 and 43
"She looked pretty old, did she still have a spladge?"
"Nah but she a bucket full of lube."
"Not really, it was literally in a bucket. She got it out of her garage. I think she might be using it as WD40 when her vagina's on downtime."
"Grim mate, grim."
The collective noun of hippies, as in- a whoa of hippies
"Which whoa were you in, the one with the drum circle or the one that Timothy Leary was hanging around?"
"Err...it was the one with the dragon that kept vomiting itself inside out... I think."
"Okay so the second one then. Now lets just go over there and get your goddamn
shoes back so we can leave."
A sexual position that requires the strength of Superman and the dexterity of Spiderman (and, if you like it kinky, Batman's mask and rubber nipples).
If you're looking at it from the side it looks like the woman is flying. Except she's not flying, she's being held up from underneath by the guys hands and from her spladge by the guys penis. So the guy, standing up with his knees bent, has to hold her up without breaking his back and she has to keep her body in line with his penis without breaking hers. How they manage to do that and still thrust is amazing and probably involves fitness.
"How did they die?"
"Triple lindy spine-snapping mishap."
"That's why the coffins are L-shaped."
Slang term for midgets / dwarfs / little people
"Hey, wha'dya want for the giant?"
"I'll take two stunts and a geek if ya got 'em."
"How about two stunts and dog girl?"
"That sounds about right."
"Beautiful...hey, when you were a kid did you ever think that you'd grow up to sell circus freaks like they were farm animals?"
"Yeah...me too. Hey, wha'dya want for that incontinent oriental cyclops?"
Lady clitoral masturbation that involves an E. Honda like hand movement
"And then I panicked and started thrashing myself!"
"Shit! Did you get the job?"
"Yeah! He gave me a pack of mints and the keys to his car too!