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A cold heartless earth deity bent on the annihilation of the human race and world domination. Known for manipulating females into submissive contracts for life where they proceed to train them into modern day Valkyries. Identifiable by their low body temperatures, cynical demeanors, and the weakening affect of being out in the sun for long periods of time has on them.
Kai Vessalius was such a cynical and demanding child his parents feared he would become a Pendragon.
by Gyaku-X5 November 21, 2012

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