what you are if you aren't European.
Marya Schlitnzy is from Russia, so I guess she's Europoopin
A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf
(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)
Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!
Lyric from the song "Let's Get Together" from Disney's 1961 movie The Parent Trap
"We really ring the bell. Ooo ee!"
The lime green teletubby. He has a brown face and wears a cow spotted hat.
Dipsy: Uh-oh, Po!
Po: Uh-oh, Dipsy!
Tinky-Winky: Uh-oh. Tinky Winky wants some Tubby Toast!
Laa-laa: Uh-oh, Dipsy, where your hat?
Noo-noo: *slurp slurp slurp*
One of the After Hours teletubbies. If you haven't seen the picture, type in "after hours teletubbies" on yahoo image search
a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.
Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"
That kid on Ed, Edd, n Eddy who is nicknamed Double D!
He is called Double D for the bra size he wears.