It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!
Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...
A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.
Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!