A so-called "city" in the central valley of California. known for Wine, Homelessness, Drugs, Stuck up bitchy
women, The word "Hella", Murder, Car Theft, Polution, More Polution, Low IQ levels, Heat, Drugs, Drugs, Drugs, And Famous people that dont like talking about
being from there do to the embarrassment. OH! did i mention that Modesto has the highest teen pregnancy
level in the world?
And did i mention that Satan is the Mayor
of that city?
Im not proud to be Native to Modesto